burnie: what is the amount of time when you’re dating someone where you can fart in front of them? what’s first? is fart first or is “i love you” first?
gus: probably the fart.
burnie: really? fart comes before “i love you?”
gus: yeah. everyone farts, not everyone loves you.
Dovers sales aren’t really sales.
$3 off isn’t a sale that’s a discount.
this is basically any equestrian sale though.
"Online tent sale" my ass
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here